PEOPLE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW I WAS CRAZY ENOUGH TO BUY A WEDDING DRESS BEFORE GETTING ENGAGED!!!!
Okay baby, can you hear what I’m gonna say to you for a minute?
WHAT!!
Obviously, first of all. i honor how you're feeling and I AM SORRY I TOLD HIM BEFORE I KNEW NOT TO...
But secondly, from my perspective. Here. When you told me about the dress, there was a version of me that would have made a Noah-shaped hole in the wall running for the fucking hills, but you know what I felt when you told me? Fucking peace. And excitement. What a fucking GIFT you are to me, and that was especially true because I know you’re the love of my whole goddamn life, and everything we do together solidifies that it’s the same on both parts. You’re my partner as much as my best friend as much as my love as much as the sexiest woman in the universe, ad infinitum. You telling me that was you assuring me of the future we have together, not that I had any doubts about it, but like let’s fucking go. I know I’m gonna marry you, and you knowing enough to have that hanging in your (Fred’s) closet is the greatest thing I have heard.
how dare you try and be so sweet and sentimental right now???
i know, i'm the WORST.
but also please feel free to stay as angry as you want and angry fuck my brains out, LOVE YOU.
LUX B & G
Appointment confirmation
To: Noah Wright
Good afternoon Mr. Wright,
This e-mail is a confirmation of your appointment with us next Wednesday, November 2 at 12pm. Please let us know if you have any specific requests so we can make sure you have the best experience possible. I have CC'd Elena who will be taking care of you personally on Wednesday.
On behalf of our staff, I want to thank you for your business and we look forward to being a part of this exciting time for you.
Sincerely,
James Green
General Manager, LUX B&G
FRI OCT 28, 10:50pm
sooo are you busy next weekend? i have a favor to ask of you. or an adventure to ask you to come on with me? WHATEVER I NEED YOU AND YOUR PERSPECTIVE
SUN OCT 30, 5:32pm
ANSWER YOUR TEXTS WINIFRED.
I'm about to send out a search party for you.
Butthead.
WHAT
THE 'TUDE.
and it's not the weekend anymore what are you doing wednesday? LOVE YOU WHATEVER BYE
I'M SORRY I WAS PREPARING TO MOVE
where are you moving?!
just a different apartment!
OKAY, I was about to have a full blown intervention if you were gonna skip town again, missy
SO, weds at noon. are you working or can you take an hour lunch? i need your assistance with The Thing 👀
I WILL QUIT TO HELP
THAT'S THE SPIRIT. mom will be so mad at me but worth it.
voicemail 10.25.22 - 9:07AM
"Hello Mister Wright, this is Theo with the Sophia Collection. We look forward to welcoming you to Santorini next month, and I understand there have been some special requests with your reservation. Please call me back at the number on your reservation at your earliest convenience and I will see to it personally that your requests are met with our highest standards in place. It is our pleasure to welcome you and make sure your stay with us is a most memorable one. I look forward to hearing back from you, thank you!"